Retail Parks!

Hullo there from me, Dr Alan Humphrey. My, the weather has been wet lately, has it not? Well, this has nothing to do with the news I’m posting today. Just to let you know, author Sian Pattenden wowed the crowds at Watford Borders in Waterfields Retail Park today. There are a lot of retail parks in Watford, millions of them. They do not look much Pattenden’s local stomping ground, Hampstead Park (pictured). It is full of exciting people – only just last week the woman from the Lottery ads and posh intellectual Melvyn Bragg were spotted wandering around, looking for some famous doctors to help them with some mental problems (probably). The picture here was taken when a dog tried to sniff a young child, and both parties got uppity. Funny things, dogs. Well, I’m rambling here when I have lots of important things to do, like polish the clipboards. Speak to you shortly, therapy fans.

Written by Dr Alan on Tuesday 23rd May 2006

Readings!

We Humphreys have been so busy lately that we haven’t had time to attend any readings of our manual You Can Do The Humphrey Technique ahem, The Awful Tale of Agatha Bilke. But we are delighted to hear that Kingsway Juniors in Watford attended an auspicious reading by some author type today, and they were excellent listeners and askers of very Interesting Questions. New readers included Special and Grassy, a monkey and a green animal thing, respectively. Much fun – and biscuits – were had by all.
Watch this space for more news or you can e-mail the Doctors with any questions, if you need sorting out.
Anon! We have therapeutin’ to do.

Written by Dr Alan on Wednesday 3rd May 2006