Peas

There has been talk recently in the newspapers about a lady who is scared of peas. Terrified of the mini green blighters, she is. But this is not strange to us Humphreys, oh no.
We find this sort of thing very interesting and may contact her as she could well wind up in the TreadQuietly Clinic where we deal with phobias. It is all so timely. Agatha Bilke’s Awful Tale will be out in just under a month and already the population is gearing up, it seems, for the Humphrey Technique. We are very good at curing people, honestly.
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Anon!

Written by Dr Tim on Thursday 23rd March 2006